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i found a mysterious object in my moustache. its really blowin my mind. i think im gonna hang out with it. i think ill name it henry ricardo the thing.
crap
they turned my internet off so i wont be on for a while. quite awhile.
ITS MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES!!!!!
soo. its my birthday. i got a white cake with blue flowers because i like blue. and some chocolate chip mint icecream. i also go to go to papasitos but the people next to us started smoking and it just so happened the wind blew it right in my face and my food so my nachos tasted like cigerettes. i was so gonna grab the womans cigerette and put it out in her retina. but i didnt. then she coughed and i was like "YEA YOU KNOW WHY YOUR COUGHING? BECAUSE YOU LIGHT CONTROLED FIRES IN YOUR MOUTH RETARD. EAT ME" then my dad called and told me happy birthday that there was a card in the mail with money. tehee. so i geuss my birthdays been quite ok. ac
FREAKIN 500 PAGEVIEWS!!!!
well i got to 500 pageviews. i started to edit a screenshot in photoshop with all kinds of fruity shit around it like "WOW" and "THX" but i figured id be different than everyone and just say it in my journal. id like to thank everyone whom visited my gallery. i hope you all enjoyed it as much as i did.
why my aunt had no teeth
there once was a young man named john. he worked at a salvation army. he was discontent with what he was doing so he went to his superior. "we work for the salvation army correct?" "yea" "well we dont seem to be saving anything but old people and smelly cloths." "you know what? your right" "ofcourse i am. lets get an army together and save something". so john gathered up a group of fifteen followers to save something. he went to his crazy uncle whod been stockpiling weapons sense world war II to get some suplies including weapons and an old retired vietnam era huey. so john and his salvation army headed off to iraq armed with mp5's, m1's, and
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ps name it mr mc man and then some longass undistiguishable russian name
<3 ahaha
<3 ahaha